abstractius:

A cute ariel and eric ! They were so adorable together.

So this is my friend and her boyfriend and they’re precious as fuck.

I’ve been having a pretty shitty day and so my fiance, in order to calm me down said, “I want you to picture a unicorn potato.” I’m pretty sure that this is not what he was trying to get me to picture, but it’s definitely what I pictured.

I’ve been having a pretty shitty day and so my fiance, in order to calm me down said, “I want you to picture a unicorn potato.” I’m pretty sure that this is not what he was trying to get me to picture, but it’s definitely what I pictured.

discofishstick:

Super Rad couponed care package giveaway thinger! Yeahhh
OK so since people are lame I’m just going to combine both boxes into one! Surely whatever you personally don’t want you can find someone to give to. Or return it to Wallmart without a receipt and get free money. I don’t really care.
Included is: 12 Revlon perfumed nail polishes, 1 fingernail clippers, 1 toenail clippers, 1 Emory board, 1 pack of Bic “silky touch” razors, 1 tube of Crest toothpaste, 1 notebook, 2 100ct Post-It notes, 1 roll of tape, 1 pack of Bic mechanical pencils, 1 Secret Outlast unscented deodorant, 1 Neutrogena facial cleansing bar, 2 Covergirl Outlast lip thingies, 1 Gold-bond trial size powder,  1 Dial Soap, 1 Purell hand sanitizer, 1 Noxzema anti-blemish facial wipes, 1 Voluminous Butterfly Mascara, 1 Axe body wash (which is oddly dirty for some reason I don’t know why don’t judge me), 1 Scope mouthwash, 1 Sulfate Free L’Oreal EverPure Shampoo, 1 Sulfate Free L’Oreal EverPure Conditioner, 1 Herbal Essences body wash, 1 Head n Shoulders 2-in-1, 1 box of Curad bandaids, 1 variety box of Tampax Pearl tampons, 1 box of Always panty liners, 1 Febreeze smelly thing, 1 Febreeze spray thing, 1 Up+Up (Target brand, it’s awesome) HUGE body lotion thing, 1 Old Spice Bearglove deodorant and 1 Old Spice Bearglove Body Spray
Total retail price is over 170$!
Everything in this box was free or next to free (and some I was technically paid to take home) after coupons, I have maybe like 8$ in it all together, I just want to share my goodies with ya’ll!
Like/Reblog to enter, as much as you want!
Be willing to give me your address, otherwise how am I gonna mail you this junk?
Will pick a person on August 17th at 10pm EST.
If this does well I may do another!
EDIT: I will pay to ship anywhere in the US, if you want me to ship to a foreign country be prepared to pay up.
Ok bYE

discofishstick:

Super Rad couponed care package giveaway thinger! Yeahhh

OK so since people are lame I’m just going to combine both boxes into one! Surely whatever you personally don’t want you can find someone to give to. Or return it to Wallmart without a receipt and get free money. I don’t really care.

Included is: 12 Revlon perfumed nail polishes, 1 fingernail clippers, 1 toenail clippers, 1 Emory board, 1 pack of Bic “silky touch” razors, 1 tube of Crest toothpaste, 1 notebook, 2 100ct Post-It notes, 1 roll of tape, 1 pack of Bic mechanical pencils, 1 Secret Outlast unscented deodorant, 1 Neutrogena facial cleansing bar, 2 Covergirl Outlast lip thingies, 1 Gold-bond trial size powder,  1 Dial Soap, 1 Purell hand sanitizer, 1 Noxzema anti-blemish facial wipes, 1 Voluminous Butterfly Mascara, 1 Axe body wash (which is oddly dirty for some reason I don’t know why don’t judge me), 1 Scope mouthwash, 1 Sulfate Free L’Oreal EverPure Shampoo, 1 Sulfate Free L’Oreal EverPure Conditioner, 1 Herbal Essences body wash, 1 Head n Shoulders 2-in-1, 1 box of Curad bandaids, 1 variety box of Tampax Pearl tampons, 1 box of Always panty liners, 1 Febreeze smelly thing, 1 Febreeze spray thing, 1 Up+Up (Target brand, it’s awesome) HUGE body lotion thing, 1 Old Spice Bearglove deodorant and 1 Old Spice Bearglove Body Spray

Total retail price is over 170$!

Everything in this box was free or next to free (and some I was technically paid to take home) after coupons, I have maybe like 8$ in it all together, I just want to share my goodies with ya’ll!

Like/Reblog to enter, as much as you want!

Be willing to give me your address, otherwise how am I gonna mail you this junk?

Will pick a person on August 17th at 10pm EST.

If this does well I may do another!

EDIT: I will pay to ship anywhere in the US, if you want me to ship to a foreign country be prepared to pay up.

Ok bYE

flesh-odium-illustration:

Time for a celebration! I reached 2000 followers here on my art blog! Gosh I’m just so moved to continue having people join me in my artistic journey through life. Thank you so much to the new people as well as the old people who have both followed and supported me and my freelancing endeavours. It means the world to me.
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Now for some art raffle fun! It’s fairly simple. Reblogs are how you get entered. And you do not need to be following me nor do you need to follow me now to enter (although if you like my art you are welcome to :3). Each reblog counts as a ticket. End date is on the image above ^

There is one prize. A softshade bust (shoulders up)

OCs and fanart characters welcome!

Try not to spam too many reblogs please!!

Goodluck!!

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Other places you can find me!

★DeviantArt
★HentaiFoundry
★Facebook

"Doctor:”There will be some vomiting, followed by death.”
Monk: “Vomiting?”
Doctor:”Yes, followed by death.”
Monk: “Vomiting?!”
Doctor: “Mr. Monk I really need you to focus on that last part. There will be some vomiting, followed by DEATH.”
Monk:”Is there any way death could come first?”
Doctor:”Come first? before the…”
Monk: “Before the vomiting !"

(via springreturning)

(Source: a-strange-day, via springreturning)

slugboxcreatureart:

[Butts’] Cayla.
Giant tail glasses monster girls please and thank. [Uncropped Ver]

slugboxcreatureart:

[Butts’] Cayla.

Giant tail glasses monster girls please and thank. [Uncropped Ver]

montparnaughty:

jean valjean joins the sisters of the church. he becomes a 2460-nun.

jean valjean builds a theme park. it’s 2460-fun.

jean valjean buys something from a bakery. it’s a 2460-bun.

jean valjean sees javert coming round the corner. he’d better 2460-run.

jean valjean guesses the right lottery numbers. he 2460-won.

jean valjean picks up a musket at the barricade. he’s got a 2460-gun.

jean valjean dies. he’s 2460-done.

(via almostameow)

kyradarkblood:

OKAY I AM DONE FOR THE NIGHT IT’S FIVE AM HELP.

Reblogging because I’m really fucking proud of the name I gave my goo mouse. GOODA. I AM A FUCKING GENIUS.

kyradarkblood:

OKAY I AM DONE FOR THE NIGHT IT’S FIVE AM HELP.

Reblogging because I’m really fucking proud of the name I gave my goo mouse. GOODA. I AM A FUCKING GENIUS.

OKAY I AM DONE FOR THE NIGHT IT’S FIVE AM HELP.

OKAY I AM DONE FOR THE NIGHT IT’S FIVE AM HELP.

stringmouseart:

we’ve been watching some Pokemon lately, so have an Elesa.

Click here to support It's Time to Overcome Emetophobia by Nichole Segal

So this is a thing that happened. I used to be pretty against things like this but, finding myself in a situation where financially I can’t afford treatment has changed my views a bit. Basically this is a fundraiser to try to get some help towards overcoming a phobia that severely impacts my daily life. If you want details on what exactly I go through and what it’s done to me I will be glad to talk to you, just inbox me <3

I just realized I’ve spent like 200+ dollars of my birthday money on tea and tea accessories over the past few weeks. I have a problem.