Why I Got Fired - A Novel

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So today I lost my job because I partook in a non work related chat at work. Something that 90% of the people there do.

I’m just. I’ve been huddled in the bath for five hours and I just don’t know.

sexyvex:

I’m gonna write today.

I’m gonna write and I’m gonna draw.

I’m gonna.

I’m

gonna

image

I shouldn’t be able to relate to that gif but damn if I don’t.

(via jonsnowknowsnothin)

JFC. The first thing I saw on Tumblr this morning was the fact that this apparently exists.

JFC. The first thing I saw on Tumblr this morning was the fact that this apparently exists.

RIP lady bug that my fiance had to kill because I was screaming bloody murder at the sudden flying piece of shit bug that decided to sneak into the bathroom and not show up until the bath was drawn and it would cause the most hilarity for me to run screaming out of here. *MY EXCTITING NIGHT*

EDIT: he apparently was able to save the ladybug and get it out without killing it. Yay life!

Realizations

The past week or so has taught me a lot. It’s been a great week! A lot different from the weeks I’ve had prior. I wasn’t even aware I could have weeks like this.

The first thing I learned - you cannot alter people’s opinions on a subject. No matter how many points you have and no matter how much evidence is in your favor, people are opinionated. That’s fine though! People are allowed to have opinions! Unfortunately it just sometimes takes a harsh turn. This is never foreseen and never wanted, but it happens. You can only hope that one day things will be different.

The second thing that’s struck me is - do what you need to do to be happy. There are, of course, certain stipulations. Don’t hurt other people in the process (this one’s tough but it’s still a consideration) and don’t hurt yourself. If you’re clear of those two things, go for it! If you’ve found something that genuinely is good for you, then who am I to stop you?

toothpast:

stele3:

wimpytav:

kittykatparadox:

brs-official:

laughing-llama:

genufa:


sigur-roskolnikov:


This tree makes の sense.


*spits coffee*



Are you fucking kidding me.

#For the people who don’t know:#The character ‘の’ is pronounced as ‘no’#Also the tree is shaped like の#’This tree makes no sense.’#You’re welcome.

tHANK YOU, sCIENCE SIDE,

Actually that’s the language side—Japanese language, to be exact. We’re still waiting to hear from the science side of Tumblr as to how and why a tree would grow in this manner.

science side says that tree want sun so it hella turnt around

toothpast:

stele3:

wimpytav:

kittykatparadox:

brs-official:

laughing-llama:

genufa:

sigur-roskolnikov:

This tree makes の sense.

*spits coffee*

Are you fucking kidding me.

tHANK YOU, sCIENCE SIDE,

Actually that’s the language side—Japanese language, to be exact. We’re still waiting to hear from the science side of Tumblr as to how and why a tree would grow in this manner.

science side says that tree want sun so it hella turnt around

(Source: meme4u, via fibrozombie)

slugbox:

Holla we want pre-nup we want pre-nup yea

Ahhhhhhhhhhh cuties

slugbox:

Holla we want pre-nup we want pre-nup yea

Ahhhhhhhhhhh cuties

http://schala.tumblr.com/post/81365031478/oh-while-im-spamming-you-anyway-no-one-ever

schala:

oh while i’m spamming you anyway

no one ever claimed that second sylveon. i had two people tell me they wanted it but neither of them ever sent me the money or their addresses soooo.

do any of you want a cute sylveon plush for $20 shipped (to the usa; it’ll be a bit more elsewhere!)? should i do…

You are the sweetest <3 I will probably definitely want one haha.

dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

(via yamino)

you-better-have-a-burn-heal:

kyradarkblood:

you-better-have-a-burn-heal:

chosen-undead:

kyradarkblood:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING.

That’s a woman with no head.

OP has obviously never played DS1. These things were 10000000x worse

Oh no I played and beat it but I don’t remember these little bug eyed shits

Did you go through the depths or the great hollow or did you skip both areas?

I probably went through. When I freaked out about this thing my fiance was super confused and was like, you&#8230;. you fought those in Dark Souls. I really just don&#8217;t remember them at all haha.

you-better-have-a-burn-heal:

kyradarkblood:

you-better-have-a-burn-heal:

chosen-undead:

kyradarkblood:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING.

That’s a woman with no head.

OP has obviously never played DS1. These things were 10000000x worse

Oh no I played and beat it but I don’t remember these little bug eyed shits

Did you go through the depths or the great hollow or did you skip both areas?

I probably went through. When I freaked out about this thing my fiance was super confused and was like, you…. you fought those in Dark Souls. I really just don’t remember them at all haha.

you-better-have-a-burn-heal:

chosen-undead:

kyradarkblood:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING.

That’s a woman with no head.

OP has obviously never played DS1. These things were 10000000x worse

Oh no I played and beat it but I don&#8217;t remember these little bug eyed shits

you-better-have-a-burn-heal:

chosen-undead:

kyradarkblood:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING.

That’s a woman with no head.

OP has obviously never played DS1. These things were 10000000x worse

Oh no I played and beat it but I don’t remember these little bug eyed shits

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING.

stringmouse:

Hank….

"Laaaaaaadies?"

stringmouse:

Hank….

"Laaaaaaadies?"