I’m watching Family Guy naked. There’s… there’s no joke here. Just my life. My life is the joke.
This time last year I thought that the proper term for a joint was a marijuana stick and a blunt was a marijuana cigar. I also had no idea what a bowl or chillum was and had to Google recently what kief, spliff, and sploof are.
She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room
I thought that was a really long hotdog at first.
So today I lost my job because I partook in a non work related chat at work. Something that 90% of the people there do.
I’m just. I’ve been huddled in the bath for five hours and I just don’t know.
JFC. The first thing I saw on Tumblr this morning was the fact that this apparently exists.
RIP lady bug that my fiance had to kill because I was screaming bloody murder at the sudden flying piece of shit bug that decided to sneak into the bathroom and not show up until the bath was drawn and it would cause the most hilarity for me to run screaming out of here. *MY EXCTITING NIGHT*
EDIT: he apparently was able to save the ladybug and get it out without killing it. Yay life!
About to go on a hair adventure…
The past week or so has taught me a lot. It’s been a great week! A lot different from the weeks I’ve had prior. I wasn’t even aware I could have weeks like this.
The first thing I learned - you cannot alter people’s opinions on a subject. No matter how many points you have and no matter how much evidence is in your favor, people are opinionated. That’s fine though! People are allowed to have opinions! Unfortunately it just sometimes takes a harsh turn. This is never foreseen and never wanted, but it happens. You can only hope that one day things will be different.
The second thing that’s struck me is - do what you need to do to be happy. There are, of course, certain stipulations. Don’t hurt other people in the process (this one’s tough but it’s still a consideration) and don’t hurt yourself. If you’re clear of those two things, go for it! If you’ve found something that genuinely is good for you, then who am I to stop you?